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Grunts (13 members)

Active members of the crew, polished and ready to die for dummyhood.
AliasNameJoined TF2CountryConnectionEmailFavouritesRank
AfriKingMichael Olabode
07/06/09
England
AFF CONNECTIONS?ContactSpy Sniper Soldier 
codemunkeh 
07/07/09
Scotland
just under 9000Kbit Soldier Scout Medic 
CrashFailureHarm Kollumer
04/05/09
Netherlands
20MBit CableContactSoldier Medic Engineer Demoman 
CyberDrac 
21/10/07
England
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GilarinJac Coetser
06/10/07
England
dodgy BT bullshit Heavy Pyro Medic Demoman 

Golem

"I have a presence like a lingering headache."
Name: Matt Ainge
Joined: 06/10/07
Age: 37
Country: EN (England)
Connection: 20mb Cable
Contact: Send a message
MSN Alias: recurring
Homepage: http://spaces.msn.com/recurring
Factions: Q3F TF2 L4D Tetris BF2 NZ L4D2
Events: TF2: ClanBase TF2 6v6 Ladder TF2: ED Spring Bonanzaaa 8v8 TF2: ED TF2 6v6 Arena Open Ladder TF2: Enemy Down 6v6 TF2 Ladder TF2: Enemy Down 8v8 TF2 Ladder TF2: European TF2 League TF2: European TF2 League 6v6 Ladder TF2: Friendly Scrim TF2: Mashup TF2: UKeSA Open Division TF2: Wireplay TF2 6v6 League TF2: Wireplay TF2 7v7 League
Favourites: Heavy Soldier Scout Pyro 
Attendence: 56%

Heavy. Weapons. Sci-fi. Weird films. Hmm... looks like the former clan leader of FTD has interests bordering on the unhealthy.

He likes to stand, heavy weapon in hand, in front of the mirror admiring his lovely armour... oo-er! When defending, he tends to shout "Stomp Stomp!" when he makes a kill. Sad? Yes. Sick? Certainly. Dangerous? Ooh yeah, baby! Don't you come into his base uninvited!

After standing down from active harassment, he boldly led the dummies as mayor of 'last nights pizza' and leader of the Nukezone arm of FTD. In this world, he took command of provinces and their generals, sending thousands of innocents into suicidal battles of epic proportions. All in a days work.

After taking the hint when the Q3F clan gifted him with a smoking jacket and a pair of slippers (recovered from the remnants of Pantburster's last known position), he slipped off the Golden Thong for the last time and committed himself into therapy for recovery. He was ocassionally spotted in public, and the reports were never pretty.

After close to four years of therapy, TF2 arrived. The institute realised that the safest option, for everyone, is to discharge Golem back into service. And so the new TF2 faction appeared, with both Kanonfodda and he at the helm.

Golem says...

Tell me it was all just a dream! Tell me!

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Joosebug 
09/09/08
England
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MazGhost 
18/11/09
England
8 mbps 
RagnorAndy Hodge
06/10/07
England
 ContactDemoman Pyro Medic Scout 
Reidsan 
02/03/09
 
A big fat uni one. Sniper Medic Pyro Spy 
RoundUp 
12/06/08
Wales
Good enough Soldier Medic 
SneakyRusskiAdam Crick
23/08/09
England
LOLTALKTALK! 2mb? ContactScout Soldier Spy Pyro 
TheBrook 
20/03/09
England
8 mbpsContactDemoman Pyro Engineer Scout 
 

In Solitary Confinement (3 members)

For dereliction of duty, the disgraced stay here and think about what they've done until time is served. That'll learn ya.
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AndyPandyGeoff Ward-Close
06/10/07
England
 ContactMedic Spy Engineer 
KanonfoddaTim Hull
06/10/07
England
60mb CableContactHeavy Scout Engineer Pyro 
YaZoR 
17/04/08
England
8192/512kbps ADSLContactScout Soldier Medic Pyro 
 

MIA (28 members)

Those who have moved to another plane
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AmundAmund Sivertsen
06/10/07
Norway
ADSLContactMedic Soldier 
aNTiFLoWLeon 
06/10/07
Europe
Virgin 20Mb Soldier Scout Heavy Medic 
ArsFrank 
04/12/07
Germany
this is baaad Soldier Medic 
AxehAlex Elder
06/10/07
England
ISDN 64KContact
booNigel Nichols
06/10/07
England
512k, soon to be 2mbContactHeavy Medic Pyro Soldier 
DirtyBombBoy 
13/09/08
 
  
DougieDavid Douglas
25/06/08
Ireland
All over the placeContactDemoman Spy Soldier Medic 
EGGHEADalex phillips
07/03/08
England
  Medic Soldier Heavy Sniper 
X 
20/11/08
United States of America
DSL 
Groove 
07/12/07
 
  
Jenks 
06/10/07
 
  Soldier 
Jitskey 
02/11/08
Ireland
terrible:(ContactSoldier Scout Pyro Demoman 
LoosKi 
15/02/09
England
iffy D: Medic Soldier Scout Spy 
LOstRasmus Rytter
06/10/07
Denmark
1024/512Contact
Macemeister 
06/10/07
England
  
MikeyTWolf 
05/11/07
England
Broadband 3MB WLAN 
MrNiceGuySteffen Hansen
08/10/07
Denmark
1024/512 cableContactSoldier Demoman Scout 
MrRaine 
11/04/08
 
  
Oxygendavid hollister
13/10/07
England
  Soldier Heavy Demoman Sniper 
Pantburster 
06/10/07
England
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ProofLeandro Henrique
04/01/09
 
  
Raymonde 
15/12/07
France
ADSL 2+ 
Rebel-Zero 
15/12/08
United States of America
40 Mbit/s Spy Sniper Medic Pyro 
Riggs 
13/10/07
 
great Soldier Sniper Demoman Engineer 
Shade 
20/01/08
 
  
snuffsaidDan Rowland
06/10/07
England
2048 DSLContactPyro Medic Engineer Heavy 
WazzaJohnathan 
06/06/08
England
Virgin CrapMedia Demoman Medic Engineer Spy 
WolfsijnGabriel Wolf
15/10/07
England
2048/256 CableContactHeavy Spy Sniper 
 
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<@[FTD]Pantburste> ftd combine their collective brain power<---give it a while
(22/06/2008)

 
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