LlamaLAN

As supplying, cooking and cleaning jobs are now taken, I see I am too late to offer my services in 3 of the 4 required departments.

I shall put forward my eating skills for Saturday morning.

well you could be the waiter lol.... take orders

plus we need someone to do the washing up

yes washing up!!!! maybe the Llama LAN guys should do a breakfast service or something.. i am planning to be too hang over to think about food.........

Ah but I have such sensitive hands.




I'll bring the rubber gloves.

I wonder if I can find a green pair of rubber gloves.

wait you can.. i have seen them, i will try and pick you some up.. but not guaranteeing anything

Im going to be an utter bastard and turn up first thing on sat morning with maccy dees breakfast.

your first thing in the morning is lunch time for the rest of us gangsta

i am gonna have beer for breakfast and/or chocolate plus a ciggie or 3 .. job done ..

i will have a beer and any left over food lol

i don't have a car so i will be walking everywhere, how far are the local takeaways

That's fine you turn up with a mcdonalds breakfast. The rest of us will enjoy real food.

I will help in any capacity necessary and pay my share... need breakfast (p.s. if we're doing a fryup... black pudding anyone?)

Dezz wrote:your first thing in the morning is lunch time for the rest of us gangsta

i am gonna have beer for breakfast and/or chocolate plus a ciggie or 3 .. job done ..

Shush old man I know you will be asleep when I get there and im gonna kick you muhahahaha

D3TH wrote:how far are the local takeaways

Depending on how adventurous you are feeling they are about 5 minutes through the dark and mysterious woods, or about 20 minutes by the longer route keeping to the roads. Although most people are happy to offer lifts if you advertise your need or offer them beer (or implant in their mind the idea that they might want the same take away as you and then ask if you can come along too)

CD

D3TH wrote:i will have a beer and any left over food lol

i don't have a car so i will be walking everywhere, how far are the local takeaways

Plenty of us could give you a lift matey. And they're only about 15 mins away by foot.

On the point of washing up btw - D3th and I seem quite happy to help clear up the frying pans and cooking utensils and such things (Green team will be doing lots of clearing up in the tournaments so will be dab hands at it ) but washing up all forty sets of plates and cutlery will not be left to one or two people. I'm sure each of us can manage to respect the facility and clear up after ourselves.

Quietus wrote:I will help in any capacity necessary and pay my share... need breakfast (p.s. if we're doing a fryup... black pudding anyone?)

/set mode +homer
Mmmm Black Pudding
/set mode -homer

I'm sure we can arrange something amongst ourselves, do you fancy splitting an 8 pack of bacon, 6 eggs, a black pudding a pack of 6 sausages a tin of plum tomatoes and some mushrooms between us? ... it will probably work out to a couple of quid each, but would be the uber-LAN-breakfast-of-WIN ... BTW for anyone not wanting to participate or who can't be bother to cook there is a greasy spoon in the village which does a decent line in breakfasts

CD

As I will be arriving and leaving on the same day I wont be drinking any more than my allowed one beer so if anyone needs lifts places im sure I can be pursuaded, but spill anything in my car and ill kill you.